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Dildology.org - Building the Database - offbeatr

We’re a Featured Project on @Offbeatr!

30 days to raise 3k.

Then? Oh, the testing we will do. Let’s find out what the lab shows on sil-a-gel. “Realistic” feel dongs. Is that inexpensive and clearish cockring really silicone? We’re going to test one of the new Tantus toys, so no one can claim we’re playing favorites. Going to play “Guess what your masturbation sleeve is really made of!”

Send out shirts, stickers. Say thank you properly for the astoundingly wonderful reception we’ve received. Build the database of materials and so stores can start showing on their sites what toys we’ve verified. We can move beyond just making waves and really making change.

30 days y’all. 30 days.

    • #sex toys
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    • #dildologist
    • #offbeatr
    • #be the change
    • #you want to see
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You’re welcome.

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This Is the 'Pornographic' Anne Frank Excerpt That's Causing a Fuss

heyepiphora:

CHILDREN. ARE BEING EXPOSED. TO THIS:

Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn’t realize there was a second set of labia on the inside, since you couldn’t see them. What’s even funnier is that I thought urine came out of the clitoris…When you’re standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between your legs there are two soft, cushiony things, also covered with hair, which press together when you’re standing, so you can’t see what’s inside. They separate when you sit down and they’re very red and quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part, between the outer labia, there’s a fold of skin that, on second thought, looks like a kind of blister. That’s the clitoris.

Anne Frank knew more about her body than some grown American women. Such a fucking badass.

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cristaanne:

I’m not asking for money this time, (though seriously, we like money. I do dances) I’m asking for votes. 

Yeah, you have to register but it’s worth it. I’ll post nakkidness as soon as we hit the 130 votes needed for Dildology to run on Offbeatr.

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Also: Everything that she highlights as being why she has chosen to endorse us, all of that is what Val brought to the table. What he’s added. V gets the least public kudos and legitimately does the most work.

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Support Dildology: Independent sex toy materials safety evaluation | Violet Blue ® :: Open Source Sex

After over a decade of working with indie sex toy companies and sex educators, while warning and advising the public on unsafe sex toys, I’m giving a heavy endorsement to the Dildology project. My unsafe sex toys and products page was one among a few good starts – now some great people are taking this quest for sex toy health information and standards to the next level of scientific materials analysis and are operating with a transparent process. Say hello – and please consider a donation to – new nonprofit Dildology and their open sex toys database/Wiki.

Violet Blue’s unsafe sex toys and project page is where I had my lightbulb moment and reading her page was the moment I became a furious activist. Writing about it for PSG now, but, this is so huge for me. You don’t even know..

    • #violet blue
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    • #dildology
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    • #sex toys
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    • #dildo
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  • plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.

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poopeatoe:

lagertha-lodbrok:

theuppitynegras:

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joshsternberg:

WSJ reports Yahoo board has approved a $1.1 billion deal — in cash — to purchase Tumblr. 

There it is.

it’s the beginning of the end

welp

omg some people are already seriously talking about “relocating” c’mon everyone just ride the wave ride it out
it could be fun

they say you’re not allowed to have porn on yahoo properties
I… personally do not have a problem with this, I know a lot of people will and that’s their right, but there’s some gross stuff going on with porn on tumblr and it makes me uncomfortable
if anyone starts whining about freedom of speech tho I will clock them, websites are not bound by the first amendment (and I say this as a first amendment absolutist)
it’s possible yahoo will be more willing to listen to users’ feature requests than the current administration, wouldn’t that be nice
let’s just wait and see what happens

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poopeatoe:

lagertha-lodbrok:

theuppitynegras:

shortformblog:

joshsternberg:

WSJ reports Yahoo board has approved a $1.1 billion deal — in cash — to purchase Tumblr. 

There it is.

it’s the beginning of the end

welp

omg some people are already seriously talking about “relocating” c’mon everyone just ride the wave ride it out

it could be fun

they say you’re not allowed to have porn on yahoo properties

I… personally do not have a problem with this, I know a lot of people will and that’s their right, but there’s some gross stuff going on with porn on tumblr and it makes me uncomfortable

if anyone starts whining about freedom of speech tho I will clock them, websites are not bound by the first amendment (and I say this as a first amendment absolutist)

it’s possible yahoo will be more willing to listen to users’ feature requests than the current administration, wouldn’t that be nice

let’s just wait and see what happens

^^^^ What Liz said.

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My loves are all whovians

I’ve seen teeny bits here and there, but am majestically overwhelmed at the idea of trying to get 50 years of info into my brain. Fear it will overwrite something important about parenting or dildos.

So, I’ll be over here with mah dongs. 

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Just so everyone is aware

Crista is too tired for your shit.

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Two other women, also breast cancer survivors, said their husbands left them after they were diagnosed. Both had to have mastectomies (in case anyone doesn’t know, this is the surgical operation to remove one or both breasts).

The first woman said her husband told her that he would rather see her dead than see her lose her breasts. The second woman had her operation and waited all day to be picked up by her husband, who never arrived. By nightfall, one of the nurses offered to give her a ride, and she came home to find the house empty.

Obviously, these are extreme cases of a man’s reaction to his wife’s breast cancer, but this is what I see when I see the “I ♥ Boobies” bracelets. I see love of the body parts, not the person being treated—not the patient, not the victim, not the survivor.

My Beef with the “I Love Boobies” Bracelets (via quoilecanard)

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The Lorax of Sex: What is it like to be hard of hearing?

deafpeopleproblems123:

Here’s how to learn in a few easy steps.

1. Turn your television on and put it at a normal, comfortable volume for you. For example’s sake let’s say it goes from 0-40 and your comfort zone is 20 for the volume controls.

2. Put it on 10.

3. Every time someone turns…

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You must see this! The Black Venus Project 

Authentic, Timeless and Overdue photography by Maxim Vakhovskiy

http://maximushka.tumblr.com/

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